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"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Computer games

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Computer Life

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Silly sausages

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Charities Fueling Cities

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Hiding From Social Media

The Millennial Falcon.

A man doing a reality check.

'I'm still thankful to the online chatroom that we met each other and after all the years of being married it's time to tell you a secret: 'Blackhaired Witch' is not my real name!'

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."