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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Desert Island BBQ

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

House hunting is cruel.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

You said you wanted an early American house AND it does have a few modern conveniences including central air and heating.

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

House viewing

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

A rest by the way

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

"We find curb appeal very important."