Virtual Refuge Seeker Mugs

Hiding From Social Media

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Desert Island BBQ

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

House hunting is cruel.

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Bird Sanctuary

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

House viewing

You said you wanted an early American house AND it does have a few modern conveniences including central air and heating.

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

A rest by the way

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"It's impossible to get away from it all."