Seeking Refuge T-Shirts

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Fleeing Kabul

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Early American Think tank

Rustic Campgrounds.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Glad we moved out of the City

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Hiding From Social Media

The Attorney Barn

Flights Out of Afghanistan

Vacation away from the government.

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.

Silent Night

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Compassion Without Borders

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"

"Hi. We're refugees from an interstellar war -- Where do we go to sign up for government benefits?"