Seeking Sanctuary T-Shirts

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Hello from the shed.

James decided to stay in that night.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Bird Sanctuary

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Bad timing.

You'll love this house. Plus! The neighbor's yard is a veritable wildlife sanctuary. Slap. Bzzz. Bzzzz. For sale. Any wildlife that doesn't burrow, bite or sting?

"I have a bad association with people."

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

'And this is John's little corner.'

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

"Sanctuary yes, asylum no."

'I claim Sanctuary!'

You Store IT!

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Noise Pollution

"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"