Searching For Escape T-Shirts

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Delivery."

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

"There go the summer people, thank God."

Worm running away from hook.

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

A rest by the way

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

Vacation away from the government.

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Romance at the Beach

'Travel club for alcoholics.'

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

Ice pack for the heart.

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."

'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'