Searching For Escape Prints

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Delivery."

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

A rest by the way

Worm running away from hook.

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

Vacation away from the government.

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

Astronaut Escapes Earthly Wars.

Ice pack for the heart.

'Travel club for alcoholics.'

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

Exit. News. Why do yo have a TV with 24/7 international news next to the exit? It's a constant stream of sobering messages.

Romance at the Beach

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

"I'm passing thru a school zone...let me call you back from a land vine."