Island Escape Seeker Prints

'I hated our island vacation - everything was beautiful, but I had no cell service.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Now you can send it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Desert Island Mishap

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Delivery."

'He needs professional HELP!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.