Island Escape Prints

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Security!

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Message in a Plastic Bottle