Island Escape Pillows

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Security!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Message in a Plastic Bottle