Island Escapee Prints

Christmas card on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Are you boycotting any product at the moment?'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Now you can send it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Desert Island Mishap

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Emergency Pants

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Delivery."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."