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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Spa

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

Cat in a flap

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I love this time of day."

I should probably get out more.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

She required plenty of personal space.