Strategist Joker Gifts

Trojan trouble brewing.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Any questions?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Empty box of ideas

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Bright idea

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Eureka!

"#Win!"

Good News about winter

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"We have an acronym!"

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Fish hunting for men.