Strategic Defense Gifts

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

dog vs UFO...

That's What Happens

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Split Decision

Aggression/Security

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Nato Membership

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Who's the Rogue State?

Power/Expenditures

We have to stop surprising each other.

Actualities - The European Equilibrium

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

The Use of Cavalry

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Count Von Moltke.

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Fellow Kurds! Trump has betrayed his. His fealty to Erdoğan leaves us abandoned while Saudi Arabia gets more military support."

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

"It's so refreshing to finally have a leader who answers his critics."