Straight Talker T-Shirts

'She's in a meeting. Would you like to get lost?'

Augmented reality check

Urinanalyst.

"I don't like small talk."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Bryan Ferry

Freedom of the press

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Mother Goose Spoilers

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Candor is the Best Policy

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

The Language of Love

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

"The first thing I'll do as prince is take frog legs off the menu."

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'