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"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

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"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Pony Rides

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I'll take it!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Changing Room Decisions

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."