Straight-a Seeker Gifts

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Pony Rides

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."