Straight-a Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the straight-A skeptic? Celebrate their clever mind with humor-first products that poke fun at academic perfection. Our collection features sassy mugs, quirky t-shirts, and charming prints that showcase their witty personality, all with a lighthearted touch. Whether for students, teachers, or anyone who questions the norm, these gifts blend fun with intellect. Find something that matches their skeptical spirit and keeps the laughs coming.

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"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."

"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't." mockup

"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."

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"Welcome to the future"

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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"God works in mysterious ways."

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot." mockup

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

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"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence." mockup

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

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"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one." mockup

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.' mockup

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

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AI Threat to Democracy

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Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!' mockup

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

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"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!" mockup

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

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"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!" mockup

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out." mockup

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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CREEPY AF AI

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"Are the ingredients real?"

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"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet." mockup

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

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"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories." mockup

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

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"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content." mockup

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

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"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee." mockup

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

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"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate." mockup

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

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"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence." mockup

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

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'So help me, which god?'

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Alternative Accountants

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"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?" mockup

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

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"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one." mockup

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

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Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.

Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity. mockup

Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.

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'Oh my god!'

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Marian And Alexa Have Their First Fight mockup

Marian And Alexa Have Their First Fight

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A person is reading another person's thoughts.

A person is reading another person's thoughts. mockup

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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Straight-a Skeptic Gifts Collection

Straight-a Skeptic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever and witty designs that are perfect for the straight-A skeptic in your life.

Straight-a Skeptic Pillows

Bring humor and personality to any room with our playful pillows, designed for those who love to poke fun at academic perfection.

Straight-a Skeptic Prints

Add a splash of wit to their decor with prints that showcase clever quotes and humorous illustrations for the straight-A skeptic.

Straight-a Skeptic T-Shirts

Discover our range of funny t-shirts that celebrate the sharp mind and humorous spirit of the skeptical student or professional.