Straight-a Skeptic Pillows

"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."

"Welcome to the future"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

AI Threat to Democracy

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Are the ingredients real?"

Doing Something About the Weather

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

CREEPY AF AI

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'So help me, which god?'

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

Alternative Accountants

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Oh my god!'

Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.

"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''