Straight-a Skeptic Pillows

"You told me never to get high. That's why my grades aren't."

"Welcome to the future"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

AI Threat to Democracy

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

CREEPY AF AI

"Are the ingredients real?"

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'So help me, which god?'

Alternative Accountants

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.

'Oh my god!'

Marian And Alexa Have Their First Fight

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"