Straight-laced Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The adoration of the gels.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Judge getting hair done.

"I'd like to make a return."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"