Storyteller Of The Hunt Gifts

A huntsman and his hounds.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Fishing Tales

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Pointing.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Tom Stoppard

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Librarian.

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Australasia.

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

'This should come out just right.'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

Lawrence of Arabia

Greece is a very small market

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

Hansel and Gretal.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'