Storyteller Of The Hunt Mugs

A huntsman and his hounds.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Fishing Tales

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Pointing.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Librarian.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Australasia.

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Greece is a very small market

'This should come out just right.'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

Lawrence of Arabia

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

Hansel and Gretal.