Hunting Tales Gifts

Mitt Romney's family tales.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Fourth Little Pig

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Pointing.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.