Hunt Tale Spinner Gifts

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Fishing Boat Derby

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

fairy tales

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

K9 Litterati.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Every App tells a story.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'

Engraving on tomb of the unknown writer - The END.