Hunt Tale Spinner Pillows

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Noel Coward.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Fishing Boat Derby

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

fairy tales

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

K9 Litterati.

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Every App tells a story.

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Pandora's cat.

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'