Tavern Tale Spinner Gifts

Barman giving a boy a pipe for his farther who drinks there every night

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Fish talking about fisherman

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Fishing Boat Derby

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

300 cows in a field...grazing!

fairy tales

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'You've had enough!'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.

K9 Litterati.

Every App tells a story.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Your book is quite dull, so we're marketing it as a bedtime story.'

Engraving on tomb of the unknown writer - The END.

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'