Storyteller Of Breakups Pillows

We got together during lockdown but it didn't work out

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not you-it's me."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"It's not what you think."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Ereptile Dysfunction

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"Recently separated."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

Yin And Yang break up

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!"

"Of course we'll still be friends...."

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'

'This relationship just isn't working. I'm out.'

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa."