Story-layer Lover Pillows

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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Stratigraphy

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

William Tell

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show