Story-layer Lover Prints

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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Stratigraphy

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

William Tell

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'