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"You wear too many clothes."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pastry Hat

Scarf puts hat back on.

Stratigraphy

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Snapshots in Time

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Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Creative department ?

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Easter Bonnet

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

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"It's a midriff warmer."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."