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"You wear too many clothes."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

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Scarf puts hat back on.

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"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

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Hospital gown pageant.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

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Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."