Layered Looks Lover Pillows

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Pastry Hat

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Stratigraphy

Snapshots in Time

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

Creative department ?

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"It's a midriff warmer."

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Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Joan Crawford junior