Layer Lover Pillows

Stratigraphy

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

All-you-can-wear.

"I think I'm well dressed but it's down around the first layer."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Archimedes statue with a lever

Boy rolled into a snowball

Frog flirting.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Keeping warm.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"The boss can see you now."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."