Layer Lover Pillows

Stratigraphy

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

All-you-can-wear.

"I think I'm well dressed but it's down around the first layer."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Archimedes statue with a lever

Keeping warm.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The boss can see you now."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."