Stormy Story Sessions Gifts

Reading in the rain.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'At lone at last.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Why didn't the mama bear just microwave her porridge?'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So there's this big Mother...."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"I Preferred Season 3."

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Baron de Munchausen

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

Obvious problem.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

'You were attacked by a raccoon? Being feral is so DANGEROUS!'

Writer's Strike

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

'Isn't there any way I can balance the budget without moonlighting?'

Horseless headman.

"It's getting quite bad."