Stormy Story Sessions Gifts

Reading in the rain.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'At lone at last.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Why didn't the mama bear just microwave her porridge?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So there's this big Mother...."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"I Preferred Season 3."

Rosewood Elementary E. Osgood Principal. I know you'll tell my parents about this, but I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell Santa.

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

Baron de Munchausen

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

Round and round the garden, goes the teddy bear

Obvious problem.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

'You were attacked by a raccoon? Being feral is so DANGEROUS!'

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

Writer's Strike

"It's getting quite bad."

'There is no bad weather, just bad weather FORECASTS.'