Storm Chasing Economist Gifts

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The Shrinking Dollar.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Trump Tariffs

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Bureau of Inflation.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Rebuilding the Economy.

Stock Hurricane Ride

"The filthy rich"

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

Economic

Austerity Egg Hunt.

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'