Rollercoaster Economist Gifts

Man skates downhill on a pound sign.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'The market shifted on me.'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"We're making progress."

Stock Hurricane Ride

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Economic

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

More toxic assets.

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

'Behind the Eight Ball'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

Market analyst at the Circus

Small Business Advisor - Export Pricing.