Economic Roller Coaster Enthusiast Gifts

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Chinese stock market

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I don't like the look of this."

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating