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"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

The Greek Trampoline

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"I don't like the look of this."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

Out.

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