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'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Sub-prime Bear

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Panama Papers Scandal

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Counting dollars

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.