Stone Roller At Heart Gifts

Freedom - I wish I'd been a rolling stone!

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Free Bird!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Essex computer.

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Witch dice.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Elvis Presley

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Genius Bar

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Monolithopoly.

"From rocker to rocker."

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Pink Floyd

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

Valet parking.

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"