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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Free Bird!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

Beware of stimulus plans.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Genius Bar

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Monolithopoly.

"From rocker to rocker."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Valet parking.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

The invention of baseball.