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'I want you to have this rock-- it belonged to my mother.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Stone henge swing.

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Cat Burglar.

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

William and Real Estate

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Sundial watch...

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"It's because she will steal your heart."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"Did I miss something?"

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Freedom - I wish I'd been a rolling stone!

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

'Well, Mrs. Farnsworth, I'm afraid you've got Druids!'

I hate changing TO Daylight Saving Time.

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

'Uh-Oh...it seems that today Karl is in a really bad mood.'

"After the traditional service make sure you replace the styrofoam coffee cups with paper ones with the fancy sleeves before the contemporary service people arrive."

Hipster trend headquarters

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'It's the three masons.'