Stone-chiseler T-Shirts

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

The First Cone of Shame.

The Sculptor

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Stonehenge Imitation

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sculpting

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'You and your stones collection.'

Daniel Chester French

Carving a Sculpture.

Darwin sculpture evolves.

Caution Falling Rocks

Rodin's Block

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Driveway pavior laying

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

'He's our top blogger...'

'Tsk!'

Man carving himself out of stone

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Curling.