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Sculptor copying from a model.

Working Holiday

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

The Sculptor

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Sculptor's chippings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Muhammad Dali...

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Sculpting

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'How's the facade coming?'

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"They are our creative midfield."

Rodin's Block

Caution Falling Rocks

A man carves a totem pole

Extreme Court Reporting

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

The First Tattoo

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

'I hate Mondays!'

'Tsk!'

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

No person's or group's sensibilities were injuried during the drawing of this cartoon.

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"