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Sculptor's chippings

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Sweep the board.

The Sculptor

Music Student

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Big Burgers.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Sculpting

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

Rodin's Block

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Caution Falling Rocks

A man carves a totem pole

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

The First Tattoo

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

Chi Kick

'Cheetah!'

'I hate Mondays!'

Mouse Party

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.