Chiseler Champion Gifts

Sculptor's chippings

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Sweep the board.

The Sculptor

Music Student

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Big Burgers.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Sculpting

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

Rodin's Block

Caution Falling Rocks

A man carves a totem pole

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sculptor - "Try not to blink."

The First Tattoo

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

Chi Kick

'Cheetah!'

'I hate Mondays!'

"Don't ask me about my past."

Mouse Party