Heart Stealer T-Shirts

Cat Burglar.

"It's because she will steal your heart."

'They all want to play the star.'

I only have eyes for you

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Lovers

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Tree of Love

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

It's the thought that counts!

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Dancing in Love

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

The language of the heart

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

Valentine's Day

"Plenty of fish"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Capture the Flag

Wonderland Movie Studios. Sound Stages. There's a lot of problems today -- That diva Goldilocks complained her first dressing room was too small, and she says the new one is too big. The close-up shot of Red Riding hood's grandma makes her teeth mool too large. Sleeping Beauty is not comfortable with her kissing scene and we need a stuntman because Jack refusts to jump over the candlestick. Is there any good news? Yeah, the three little pigs nailed their scene! That's no surprise! They'r

Missing heart