Heart Stealer T-Shirts

Cat Burglar.

"It's because she will steal your heart."

'They all want to play the star.'

I only have eyes for you

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Lovers

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

It's the thought that counts!

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."

Tree of Love

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Dancing in Love

The language of the heart

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Valentine's Day

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

"Plenty of fish"

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

Capture the Flag

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

Missing heart

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"