Heart Explorer T-Shirts

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

The Map of the human brain

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Turn, turn and turn.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Sigmund Freud.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Unguided imagery

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Musical Web

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"