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'The affirmation of one's own life, happiness, growth, freedom, is rooted in one's capacity to love.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Tunnel of love"

Summertime.

Welcome Ghost.

Musical genres

Mad For It

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Musical Bicycle.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

London summer.

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'I needed a break, so I thought I'd take a personal day... then I saw this ad and decided to take 7 personal days.'

Honeymooning in Paris.

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Closed for repairs (stonehenge)

Vikings Holiday

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'