Stone-age Sweetheart Gifts

'Pop, I have a date tonight, can I borrow your club?'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Mammoth Posing

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Comments are turned off."

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Is the fire included?'

Cave Painter