'Pop, I have a date tonight, can I borrow your club?'
Stone-age Sweetheart Gifts
Looking for a gift for your stone-age sweetheart? Celebrate timeless love with our humorous and charming collection of gifts that capture the prehistoric spirit. Perfect for adding a touch of fun and personality to your special someone’s day, these unique items blend creative wit with charming design. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a cozy pillow, or a playful print, find something that speaks to your love’s caveman roots in a clever and joyful way.
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."
'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'
"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'
"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'
'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'
Early accounting scandals.
"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."
Used wheels
"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"
Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.
'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'
'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'
"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"
'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'
"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."
Mammoth Posing
'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'
'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'
"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."
"What if it's smarter than us?"
"Comments are turned off."
Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.
"I love it!"
Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel
'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'
Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'
"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."
'Don't believe everything you read.'
'Is the fire included?'
Stone-age Sweetheart Gifts Collection
Stone-age Sweetheart Mugs
Explore our collection of stone-age sweetheart mugs for a fun and humorous gift idea that will keep the love brewing every morning.
Stone-age Sweetheart Pillows
Discover our whimsical pillows designed for your stone-age sweetheart—perfect for cozying up and adding a touch of prehistoric charm to your space.
Stone-age Sweetheart Prints
Browse our selection of stone-age love prints to celebrate your relationship with humor, art, and a prehistoric punch of fun.
Stone-age Sweetheart T-Shirts
Check out our stone-age sweetheart t-shirts for a playful and creative way to express your love with humor and style.