Stone-age Sweetheart Pillows

'Pop, I have a date tonight, can I borrow your club?'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Comments are turned off."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Is the fire included?'